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Attention, does anyone have a deadjournal code they can send me? Im signing up for a new accout in preperation for the WONDERFUL IRS CAREER ahead of me. I have never seen a larger bunch of complete fucking tards as there was crammed into the orientation room today when I went for orientation and to get my badge photo. Some people couldn’t even figure out how to FILL OUT THE PAPERWORK for the CLERK JOB they were there for. But the friendly IRS employees were happy to sit there for TWO GODDAMN MISERABLE HOURS to help them figure out what the fuck their home address is and to put it fucking on the right goddamn lines because HOLYFUCKINGCOCKSUCKINGMONKEYASS we wouldn’t want anyone who wasnt a COMPLETE FUCKING RETARD to go home when they were finished with their paperwork A GODDAMN HOUR AGO.

No, I got to sit there and wait for the mouth breathing cock suckers to finish their little speech about how we’re all embarking on a wonderful fucking journey to work for the IRS, and how amazing it will all be. Well guess what, you fucking ass maggot. RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS DON’T PUT GAS IN MY CAR. So take my fucking paperwork, shoot my fucking badge picture and SEND ME ON MY MERRY WAY until its paycheck time.

TWO HOURS I got to sit there, trying not to fall fucking asleep, as I waited for the fucking ozark rejects sitting around me to pull their pencils out their fucking asses or ears or whatever fucking oriface they had jammed it in and scrawl their “X” over the signature line so we could all leave at the same fucking time. TWO HOURS.

GOD DAMMIT.

So anyway. Im going to start another journal, and while I was going to just make another one of these, I kind of like not having to enter my shit in every time, which I would have to do if I had 2 of em. ANd the wife is on Livejournal, which leaves, hurray, deadjournal, which I kinda like more anyway.

SO if anyone has a code they would like to send me, I would be eternally fucking greatful. Email it to “gawaintheblind at gmail.com”

GAAARRAGGGH. Im still fucking pissed. jesus.