Hey Chris, I want to show you something…

Every once in a while I hit bash.org and check out the latest IRC chat quotes. And occasionally something like this shows up and KILLS me:

ruide: hey chris, stop fuckin cybering and let me show you something

cyph33r: what

cyph33r: i dont cyber cockbite, i have a gf

ruide: haha

cyph33r: what did you want to show me

ruide: i made an account on that scrabble website you go to

ruide: bubblegal_14

cyph33r: wtf

cyph33r: omg fuck you you fucking prick

ruide: chrisharker: i slide two fingers into your tight asshole

cyph33r: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU KNOW THAT

cyph33r: I FUCKING HATE YOU

ruide: chrisharker: i’ve never done this before, am i doing it right?

cyph33r: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE