[GTB]

From these guys.

Almost makes me want to join a commune.

Lemme tell you what the state of the union is.

I keep adding to this entry. That’s what happens when I stay up all fucking night.

It’s 5 am, and my attention is currently riveted to the “girls gone wild” commercial that has taken over what used to be called “cable.”

The best part about this commercial is not the hours of drunk chicks flashing tits, its the two female anchorwomen they got to “dj” the whole “show.”

Its funny how they work the word “wild” into so many sentances.

DJ1: What’s it take to be a girl’s gone wild girl?
RANDOM CHICK: Wooooo! WILD! WOOOO! (flashes her tits)
DJ2: Whoa!, the wild girls of wild california are wild!
Snoop Dogg: Comin up at marti gras we have more girls gone wiiiiild!
DJ1: …Wild. Wild wild. ..wild!

Its sort of funny that there is apparently a group of hot chicks with big titties combing the beach for the “girls gone wild” crew. I mean, if there was such a thing called “guys gone wild” you better believe id be looking around going… “waaaait….what the fuck is this big ‘Guys gone wild’ banner behind me here? Whats going on… Snoop dogg?! what the fuck are you doing here Snoop? WAIT A MINUTE… you guys just shot a video of me swinging my cock around, didn’t you?! DAMMIT! you got me. thats… thats just WILD! woooooo!”