[GTB]

Well, it’s about that time again. In the summer months, when lovers meet in the park to… hell, I dunno, fucking HOOP I guess, the swimming pools are filled with scantily clad boobies, and I get laid off for no particular reason.

This will be the first summer since the tragic yet inevitable end of my decade-long marriage, and I find that without any sort of external/internal influence, i’ve become even more of a neck-bearded shut-in than I was before. Soon I’ll be going on and on about my awesome new anime collectibles and how much I love “Bones” (warning: this link is what happens when retards watch tv) at which point I would really appreciate it if somebody would make the effort to bash in my skull with a hammer of the ball-pene variety.

I’m due for the layoff in the next few weeks, and it will likely be for 5 months or so. Which is no big deal since I can get unemployment (unless something bad happens) so i’m looking at it like a big ol’ vacation from my job, which was already sort of a vacation from reality.

I plan on writing some more in both the book I enjoy writing, and the book I am writing to make money off of soccer moms and fifteen-year olds. I plan on swimming more, if i can swing a membership to one of the local cee-ment ponds. Depends on how unemployment goes, I guess.

Anyone else got any ideas? I’m thinking about taking a trip over to Illinois to visit Turk and sponge on his beer and bandwidth for a while. HAR!